September 2010
1 post
New tumblr account. FRESH →
May 2010
1 post
April 2010
10 posts
the world is getting so creepy and I love it →
Cat Freak Out →
March 2010
7 posts
Pritzker Prize goes to Japan's SANAA duo -... →
I’m enjoying Radiohead again. The spotlight after In Rainbow’s release diluted my interest; it’s back now.
But I go forwards and you go backwards.
Project H
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February 2010
10 posts
Maglev Transportation. →
NPR All Things Considered.
Tetris is absolutely...
Something to check out every now and then →
Blog Change
Jill is still the same old Jill.
But for purposes of my own, I’m going to change the format of this blog.
Design thinking - things you don’t normally pay attention to because the entire design was so obvious that it became a staple to our society.
All things funny, all things found, all things innovative.
November 2009
10 posts
“Can we make life into a Musical? Katy, you can’t listen to other music.”
– Jillian
Jill got caught up in a Gay Rights protest on her...
So my roommate came home to tell me something exciting… She was on the news! Want to know for what? Well supposedly outside of Bird Library a rally against gay rights erupted and my roommate became a part of it when a couple of people made a joke by making some gay rights signs. Her’s was “Intolerance is a Sin”.
Want to know why I’m telling you all of this?
Well,...
Weekly Update
Brah count is up to five
My roommate wants to get crutches
She’s been asking me to find out how much it would be to get an appointment at the veterans hospital because she wants to get crutches for lord knows what reason. I think it has to do with people with disabilities being more attractive - which I don’t necessarily agree with.
On a side note, it’s getting harder to tell whether she’s yelling at me, herself, or her inanimate...
I currently have an ongoing tally of how many times my roommate says brah. Yesterday, Jill told me she thought this guy that was in our room was a douche because he said words like shhwasted and brah. I guess I missed the point when douche turned to role model.
So far, Jill’s said ‘brah’ three times.
My roommate has a mysterious package
I asked Jillian about this box, after it has been sitting in the middle of our room for almost a week now. She informed me that not only was the small package contact lenses, but so was the larger. I wish I could identify the dimensions of said package, but maybe you can make it out for yourself. Who would ever need THAT MANY LENSES?
My roommate keeps seeing similarities between pop...
Jillian: Have you ever seen Two Weeks Notice?
Katy: Yes. Why?
Jillian: I just had a revelation. You're like my Sandra Bullock.
Katy: What? Are you Hugh Grant in this scenario?
Jillian: Hahaha YES! Because you're so decisive and I'm incapable of making a decision without you. It's so romantic, Katy.
My roommate had a nice Halloween
Jillian dressed up as Marla from Fight Club on Thursday night - decked out in makeup to look emaciated, paired with dark clothing with random pieces of fabric (including some torn up underwear). Apparently, the Marla costume didn’t go over as well as she had expected. Word is no one would even play foosball with her! Friday night, Jillian dressed up as Hannah Montana - homage paid to her...
October 2009
26 posts
WatchMy roommate had a little to drink with her homework tonight and recited to me some songs from “hairspray”. Kind of the perfect opportunity to record her without her knowledge.
“Shut up, I’m feeding you.”
– Jillian (to her stomach)
My roommate loves the color pink
The bed, the phone, the poster, the laundry bag, the pillows, the alarm clock, the glasses, and the bathroom bag are all pink. I wouldn’t say that she’s a typically pink person, but for some reason I feel that this color manifests her girly side. Oh, and that’s the first thing anyone notices when they come in the room.
Listen
“I’m sorry that manipulative *Ike used all of your tissues.. crying his...”
– Jillian
“Katy do you think Ian has cooking wine?”
– Jillian (who wants to drink desperately)
My roommate's "friend" has been subject to title...
This appalling kid in my roommate’s class has been referred to differently since I first met him. It seems like every time she sees him, tensions rise and his ranking on the scale of social acceptance is lowered.
What started as “Hebrew *Ike” went to “Dating Ike” to “Creepy Ike”…
Supposedly he’s cock-blocking my roommate and strategically...
“Taco is a euphemism for Vagina. Excuse me, I’m going become unconscious...”
– Jillian
My roommate has this theory about the spreading...
She calls it the “Six Degrees of Fornication” for those who have hooked up with one another. Symptoms vary but the usual indicator is a ferocious cough when attempting to laugh. So far, three people on our floor have the same sickness - from one night of going out.
“God, I’m so good at puns. I vacillate between an extreme form of confidence and the opposite of that. I mean...
My roommate pulled an all-nighter
Jill found it difficult to talk lucidly this morning and went on some pretty elaborate, but totally illiterate rants. Then asked me… “What would happen if *****’s swine flu has been incubating inside of me this entire time?”
I guess that would mean I would need a new roommate, and a new blog.